Operation + 2 days (Thursday)

With the paracetamol I could lie comfortably on my side, so I got to sleep quite quickly. I still got woken several times during the night by very painful erections.

I really didn’t want more of them so at about 04:30 I decided to stay awake until breakfast. Then I dozed off again and wasn’t woken by another erection until just before 07:00.

Before rounds I let the nurses know I’d like to go home on leave. In Swedish hospitals they’ll let you go home before you’re officially discharged on what they call permission. The doctor on rounds agreed that I’d be fine at home. He changed the dressing on my penis; the old one had got pretty grotty by this point.

A bit later the nurses swapped to leg bags for both of the catheters. They had a terrible time removing the original ones I’d got after surgery. Those catheters had a threaded connector rather than the usual push-fit ones and they just wouldn’t come out. One of the nurses ended up using forceps to grip the catheter tubing.

After lunch my husband came to take me home. Having not had a decent night’s sleep for a couple of days I felt like a nap in the afternoon. That was when we discovered that the nurse had cut the leg bag tubes so short that the bags had to lie beside me on the bed. I also noticed that nothing had come out through the suprapubic catheter since the bag change.

I slept for an hour or so and then woke up with a feeling of pressure in my bladder. The urethral bag had filled (to it’s tiny 500 ml capacity) but there was still nothing in the other bag. When I emptied the bag a strong bladder spasm squeezed urine out around the urethral catheter, leaving a lingering burning sensation.

In the evening we took the bus back up to the hospital to have them check the suprapubic catheter. When the nurse tried flushing it out nothing came out of the urethral catheter but I got a feeling of pressure and water leaked out of the suprapubic wound.

Further attempts to squirt saline into and suck saline out of the two catheters didn’t result in much. So I drank some water and waiting to see if the suprapubic catheter had started working again. It hadn’t, so we went home but with some better leg bags this time.

This time I could organise the tubing much more comfortably, with the leg bags hanging off a drawer on my bedside cabinet, and got to sleep quite early.

Operation + 1 day (Wednesday)

I woke up during the night with a feeling of pressure in my bladder. The bag had filled up so I had to call a nurse to empty it. After that they started checking regularly.

I was woken again by an erection at about 05:30. It was very painful but it was a relief to know that things were still working. After a second one I was kind of scared to go back to sleep so I just read. Bright sunshine was already coming in through the windows at 06:30.

The nurses came around eight but kept being distracted by other patients. They told me they’d rearrange all my tubes so that I could get up but by then it was breakfast time. Egg, bread, cheese and ham and I even managed to drink the coffee once I’d let it cool down.

My re-plumbing was delayed again waiting for the surgeon’s round. When he appeared he told me it had gone well. The stricture was about 1.5 cm (as they’d seen on the urethrogram) but they’d had to repair about 5 cm of unviable urethra (scarring from the urethrotomy?). I asked him about the painful erections but he seemed a bit awkwarded-out. He wanted to keep me in until Monday for monitoring.

I eventually got a new dressing and better catheter bags and clothes. Had a wash at the sink, because my dressings mustn’t get wet. My scrotum was still quite purple. Click here for photos.

I had coffee with the young guy from the opposite bed, who’d also had some kind of urethroplasty, and the old guy from the next bed. It was quite nice to be up and about, even if I did have to carry my two catheter bags with me in a plastic bag.

My husband turned up for lunch, mine didn’t arrive until a bit later (slimy kalops and runny apple purée). We went for a walk around the hospital. Standing up straight was quite hard because my belly muscles are very tense and I was getting quite frequent bladder spasms.

I spent the afternoon reading, interrupted occasionally by nurses coming to measure me. I asked for a jug of water when I realised there wasn’t much urine in the catheter bags.

At one point I was sitting reading when all of a sudden an air bubble forced its way out past the urethral catheter with a loud cracking noise and a sharp pain. I called a nurse but apparently it’s normal. Another interesting new experience.

In the evening I got told off by a nurse for emptying my own catheter bags. Apparently they wanted to do it so they could record the amount of urine, but of course they hadn’t told me that. The nurse showed me how to inject the blood thinners and had me do it myself.

I got some paracetamol for pain during the night and it was time for bed. Still feeling quite bloated and crampy.

Operation day (Tuesday)

I got up at 05:30 for the 300 ml of pineapple juice that was all I was allowed to drink before the operation.

On arrival at the urology ward there was a bit of a wait because “my” bed was still occupied. The hospital is suffering from terrible bed shortages, so that wasn’t a huge surprise. I ended up in a room that had been “closed” and was partly used as an office for the final checks and to change into the stylish surgery clothes.

A very friendly nurse and two student nurses wheeled me down to the surgery department, where there was more waiting in the pre-operative room. I had my last pee for a few weeks and then one of the students nervously put a cannula in (and did a good job). Lying there in the almost empty room I felt surprisingly relaxed, although a bit shaky, which could have been due to the lack of food.

The anaesthetist was being held up by another patient, so the anaesthetist nurse wheeled me through to theatre and they got to work preparing me while they found another anaesthetist. The pre-med made me pleasantly woozy and I vaguely remember chatting with the staff then I was out like a light as soon as the anaesthetic went it.

Waking up was much less peaceful. I don’t remember much, apart from being convinced that my husband was there (which he wasn’t). The nurse told me I had been quite confused and difficult.

I stayed in post-op for quite a long time, at first quite disorientated but then just bored. I got to talk to my husband on the phone. They had me lying on my right side (they’d taken the graft from my left cheek) but the bed was too short so my legs got really stiff and painful and nobody seemed to pay attention when I complained about it. I wasn’t feeling any other pain though, they’d given me fentanyl.

A surgeon passed by and told me that the surgery had gone well but that the anaesthetists had had some trouble. They couldn’t get the breathing tube in through my nose, after attempting with both nostrils until they were bloody, so they gave up and put one in my mouth instead. A nurse appeared with hot towels and helped me get rid of some of the dried blood on my face.

A bit later my husband sneaked in, still in his scrubs from work. That seemed to remind them to get rid of me. They’d thought I was still tired from the anaesthetic but I think it was mostly just that I was napping because there was nothing else to do.

I had a quick look under the covers and things didn’t look too horrific. There was blood soaking through the dressing on my penis, which was taped pointing up towards my belly button, and a bit around the site of the suprapubic catheter. As expected there was also a catheter coming out of my penis. I was starting to get a bit of pain from the suprapubic catheter wound now, it felt a bit like muscle soreness from too much exercise. Click here for photos.

Once I’d been wheeled up to the urology ward I got a bed beside the window in a four-bed room. My clothes and valuables appeared along with some water and my husband came back just as dinner was being served.

Dinner was pancakes and pea soup. I let the soup go lukewarm and managed it OK but left the giant lump of cauliflower sitting in the bottom of the bowl. My cheek was a bit tender where they’d taken the graft but much less painful than I expected after reading other people’s experiences. Some aching in my groin too, my scrotum was looking pretty bruised and swollen.

I got some antibiotics, the nurse stabbed me in the leg with some blood-thinning drugs and I got a horrible nightgown to change into. I was even brought a little dish so that I could clean (half of) my teeth. At this point I realised that maybe bringing the toothbrush with the tongue scraper on the back hadn’t been such a good idea.

It was obviously time for bed so I settled down and tried to get some sleep, without much success. A little old lady arrived quite late in the night and was very noisy. Eventually she started continuously wailing and crying for help, as well as talking to someone who wasn’t there. When I called the nurse for her she said she was fine. After a couple of repetitions of this I called the nurse again and told her that I couldn’t sleep with all the noise, even with earplugs, and the little old lady was moved to another room.

I had trouble sleeping for more than short bursts because I could only lie on my back. My left side was out because of my cheek and if I lay on my right side my swollen scrotum was painful.

After urethrotomy

So a week after the surgery I had the usual problems that guys seem to have with catheters but that nobody bothers to tell you about.

Being woken up during the night when erections meant that my penis simultaneously tried to pull out the catheter and scraped it over the inside of my urethra was a new experience, and one I could have happily done without. After a couple of days I learned to tape the catheter into a position that minimised the unpleasantness.

I think that night-time erections were a particular problem for me because my penis changes a lot in size between flaccid and erect. So an erection meant pulling an extra 10 cm or so of catheter over my wounded urethra. It was also a latex catheter and they seem to be stickier than the other types.

During the week with the catheter I worked from home and tried to avoid walking around too much. I never did find a position for the tubing that didn’t become uncomfortable while walking.

Having the catheter removed was very easy, although slightly delayed by a massive failure of the county’s healthcare IT system that morning. The nurse deflated the balloon and pulled it out smoothly, all I felt was a slightly odd sensation and it was done.

I went straight back to work afterwards and discovered that the catheter had left my prostate a bit tender, so I needed to use a soft cushion on my office chair.

A few days later I started feeling like I had flu or something. Several colds and flus were going around the office at the time but my husband insisted I go to the emergency room and it turned out I had a fairly severe urinary tract infection. By the time I was admitted to the urology ward, around midnight, I was sweating profusely and feeling pretty grim.

They kept me in the hospital for three days while the antibiotics started to take effect. When I was discharged I had a meeting with the doctor who’d done the urethrotomy. I was a bit concerned that I hadn’t had any night-time erections for a few days (which was probably just due to being really ill) but he just casually said that it could be a complication of the surgery and made a weird comment about the next step being anastomosis and that that would likely cause shortening of the penis. It was an odd thing to say both because anastomosis isn’t at all a suitable surgery for strictures in the penile urethra and because it had nothing to do with the question I’d asked.

After a week of recovery I could concentrate for long enough to go back to work, although the infection had settled in my prostate and needed another couple of weeks of antibiotics to be completely rid of it.